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Episode 1404 - Lacerta 12th ,P3: Advisor, Being1, Being2, Being3, Being4, Munda, Official, Vanna, ~ 08 ``Vanna: I am surprised that you have not already asked me to leave for my home, after being to your hotel! ``Official: What is up? ``Vanna: You had all better sit down and switch off from other things! ``Official: What is wrong? ``Vanna: Nothing is right! ``Official: Go on! ``Vanna: 1) Sack the Head. 2) Knock it down and start again or 3) A total refurbishment. 4) Even Advisor said it was a shambles. 5) Is there such a thing of Health and Safety Inspector? 6) If there is, he too is to be sacked. ``Official: I will convene another emergency hearing, immediately and you had both better be there. {Lacerta Committee Meeting} ``Official: I have co-opted Vanna and Advisor on to this meeting. After Vanna's comments this qef at the meeting of the tribe, I gave her permission to validate the hotel. What I was not expecting was a total devastating response back. You have all received the short report, so questions? ``Being 1: We do not have a Health Inspector, and we need one. ``Being2: I have never liked, the Head. ``Being 3: It would be easier to knock the lot down, but is it feasible to bring it up to standard? ``Vanna: Zaa. ``Official: Do we all agreed to go for refurbishment program? [Zaa's] The Head goes? [Zaa's] We appoint new Health and Safety Officer? [Zaa's] We allow Vanna to take control of the refurbishment program? [Zaa's] Anything else? ``Being4: I know someone who is capable of taking over as Manager. ``Official: If no objections, make it happen, with immediate effect. Zaffre you all coming at short notice. Zimo. Congratulations you two. ``Advisor: Vanna honestly thought you were going to send her home! ``Official: Qaa. I pick up her emotions, so she is fine. ``Vanna: I will need Advisor to help me? ``Official: Certus. ``Advisor: Budget? ``Official: Name it? ``Advisor: ¢1million? ``Official: Approved. ``Vanna: I have never known anything to be done so quickly. ``Official: You can go and look at our swimming pool, as I am not happy with it. ``Vanna: Zaa, and all is one qef? ``Official: Zaa. Off you go. {Lacerta Swimming Pool ~ 3} ``Munda: Zaa: ``Vanna: We have come to expect your property? ``Munda: Welcome, and Advisor. ``Advisor: Zarfs. ``Vanna: It is only 2 metres deep and it is not long. ``Advisor: Too short. ``Vanna: How much ground do you have? ``Munda: Loads it goes right back? ``Vanna: We need to go in your boiler room. ``Munda: Zaa. ``Vanna: What is behind this wall? ``Munda: Open space. ``Vanna: Everything is old, changing rooms are too tiny. We will be back. This is time it is easier to replace the lot. Is there a temporary pool we can use? ``Advisor: There is the old one. I will take you to it. ``Vanna: It is better than nothing, and we can design the new one. ``Advisor: Agreed. ``Vanna: We will have this place cleaned up, and the boiler serviced, and needs a new main pump. That will do it. ``Advisor: Zaa. ``Vanna: Let us find a Munch Bar? ``Advisor. Certus. ``Advisor: In our west City of Lacerton, they have a new swimming pool, so I suggest we fly over. ``Vanna: Absolutely. I suggest we leave it to my next visit? ``Advisor: Agreed. ``Vanna: My initially consultancy fee is ¢10K. Therefore you pay that, and I will send you back ¢5K to your personal account for all your help so far. ``Advisor: Marvellous. ``Vanna: They are getting two for the price of one. ``Advisor: I think you ought to go home for a few qefs, because they need to sort themselves out, without you being here. ``Vanna: I was thinking about it, and it has been intensive. {Cosmo Lacerta in transit to Citadel ~ 1} ``Vanna: Checks completed and they have done the usual service. Powering up. Computer course laid in. Mach 6700 and zoom. ETA 6.2 hours. What have I let myself in for now? < Previous Page 1403 Deneb <35.2.8> Warm [19 ] 1261 <1405> 00/188] Next Page 1405> |
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